Around the Kitchen

I've been trying really hard lately to make dinners for the family.  In which the following usually pursues:

Me: Okay, time to eat!
Monkey: Yay!  Oh...what is this?  I don't like this!
Prince: No!  I want to plaaaaay!!
Me: Prince, it's time to eat.  Aren't you hungry?
Prince:  Okay...(insert looking at food)...I'm not hungry, I just go to bed.
Me: Awesome.
Daddy: Prince, we need to ea....(insert phone ringing, daddy answering, getting up from table and going upstairs)
Monkey:  I doooooon't waaaaaant thiiiiiiiis.
Prince:  I dooooon't waaaaant to eaaaaat.
Me:  F it. (insert opening adult beverage)

Oh joy.  I just LOVE dinner time.

I would like to take this time to say thank you to Laurelwood Pumpkin Ale for always being there for me when no one else is.  Well, at least from September until October when your ass sells out and I once again feel abandoned by your love.